In the toilet. "Comrade, go! I have diarrhea! ". From behind the door (strained) - "Lucky! ".
In real life heroes of the joke is not funny. Why there, and what to do with such hasty and unexpected long-playing sessions - can be read below.
Often the true cause of constipation is a chronic lack of time
. Being in constant time pressure, we did not have time even to sit quietly and eat: with feeling, with properly, with deliberation
. What can we say about the quality of food - in the best case, this salad from cooking or sandwich brought from home
. Although, it is worth noting that it would be good to take into account two factors: the location and quality of food
. Because fast food, eaten in a relaxed atmosphere, will not do more good than something very useful and fresh, eaten on the run
. Just do not forget about the drinks, and the most evil enemy is so beloved by many sweet drinks
. I think about it "benefits" do not need to talk
. At home, we also do not have time to cook normal dishes, dumplings and cook together
. Narrow tolerate such a diet belly-tolerated, and will please us, for example, constipation
. It can also respond to indigestion, gastritis, bloating, but more on that another time
Another cause of constipation is office life most of us. At the time when we left hand typing on a keyboard, shoulder hold up the phone, and his right hand something else to write, we can not respond to the pleas of the body to walk to the nearest restroom. And heroically suffer, at best, until the end of the day, and even late into the night until they do all the household chores. And that's assuming that the intestines remind us about yourself. And if he does not, then even more - the event is transferred to the next day. And yet again, there is a circle - so there is a chronic form of the disease. A sedentary lifestyle, all this only exacerbates.
Of course, all of the above is not the only cause of the disease. Sometimes it is promoted by various diseases such as diseases of the gastrointestinal tract, endocrine disease, neurological disease, taking certain medications. In these cases, the underlying cause should be treated.
All we know, all this is understandable, as it is clear and that it is unlikely that we can do something to radically change
. But try not just possible, but necessary
. Since it is - a disease, and therefore, it should be treated
. That dressing down, which takes place at work, let it remain on the conscience of the boss of karma states (underline)
. At home, we can fight for their health
. To begin with, we try to eat every day at least one raw vegetables and fruits (in future it would be good to increase the number)
. Eat foods rich in crude fiber, drink 1, 5 - 2 liters of fluid a day
. At least sometimes to diversify your diet soups
. And at work and at home to try to chew
. By the way, for the sake of the experiment, you can try chewing food 25 - 50 times as the doctor's advice
. And you will find that after such execution, her mouth is almost no
. Of course, going to the toilet "in the large" on the uncomfortable, so try to accustom your body to do it at home
. Even better to do so in the same time in the morning or evening
. Especially strain is not worth it, otherwise there is a risk to get other illnesses
. But if you already suffer from constipation, you can initially help themselves by means of natural light, which will be discussed below
. This is all to help prevent the disease or reduce its symptoms
. And it will help us treat people's methods
In chronic constipation is useful to fasting in the morning there is a salad of boiled red beets with vegetable oil.
Take 2 apples, cored, cut. Pour a mixture of 2 cups of milk and 2 cups of water, boil for 5 - 7 minutes. Take in the morning on an empty stomach.
Drinking on an empty stomach po150 ml of carrot juice, or on 0, 5 cup cucumber pickle, mixed with 3 tbsp. l. honey.
A tablespoon of dry wheat bran stir in ½ cup of yogurt. Drink drink 4 times a day before meals.
With frequent constipation is useful to eat in the morning on an empty stomach ripe banana.
In the evening before bedtime drink a glass of yogurt, add the 1 tbsp. l. vegetable oil, or 1 cup of warm milk with 1 tbsp. l. candied honey.
Well to welcome the warm brine sauerkraut and mashed raw or cooked pumpkin with honey.
Mix equal parts of nettle, chamomile, tansy, peppermint, anise fruit, wild strawberry leaves, valerian root, root of sorrel horse and buckthorn bark. Spoon collection pour 1, 5 cups of boiling water, heated in a water bath for 15 minutes, to insist hour in the heat, then strain. Divide infusion into 2 parts, to drink in the morning and evening after meals. The course of treatment of 4 weeks. To prepare a new batch every day. The next 2 weeks only take a decoction of the root of sorrel horse: 1 tbsp. l. crushed root pour 1, 5 cups of boiling water, hold water bath for 30 minutes, cool, strain. Drink a glass before bedtime.
Take 50 grams of dandelion roots and grind in a coffee grinder. Pour 300 ml of vodka and insist 10 days in a dark place. Take after a meal of 10 - 15 drops, diluted with water, 2 - 3 times a day.
Take aloe juice 1 ch. L. 3 times a day for 30 minutes before eating. Before use, aloe leaf better hold 2 - 3 hours in the refrigerator.
Mix equal parts of the fruits of mountain ash, anise and fennel, nettle herb, blackberry leaves bluish. Put a tablespoon of the collection in a thermos and pour a glass of boiled water, half an hour, drain. To take an infusion of 1/3 cup three times daily after meals. The course of treatment - up to the disappearance of constipation.
In chronic constipation 2 tablespoons Dry burdock roots insist 2 hours in 2 cups of boiling water and drink for 0, 5 cups of hot infusion 2-4 times a day.
Take 1 tbsp (no slides) of flax seed, pour a glass of water, boil for 15 minutes, cool slightly, and the resulting warm jelly to eat in the morning on an empty stomach. You can also use flax seeds, ground into powder, 50 grams, 2 times a day before meals with water.
Pour wheat bran cup boiling water, stir well, after the mixture has cooled, eat it in the morning on an empty stomach. After 1, 5-2 hours can be eaten as usual, the food no drink.
Take 100 g of walnuts, crush them and mix with a liter of milk. Boil, drain and add a little sugar. Take 1/3 cup after eating 3 - 5 times a day.
To be continued…